#FridayFunny Jokes – Boats

There’s so much negativity in the world that I just want to bring some joy. I offer Sunday #Pun-day to all my readers, but I wanted to do something special for my paid subscribers. I hope this is something you all enjoy, and that it brings you happiness!

I am not a boat person.
I do not like being in water where I cannot see the bottom or swim to the shore.
I am certain a rogue wave or the kraken will attack if I allow my husband to convince me to take a cruise with him.
Yeah, I saw MISSION OF THE SHARK (including the documentary, USS Indianapolis: The Legacy), JAWS franchise movies, and THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE (1972) and (2005).
I will stick with the jokes. Thank you!

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